Ask Adam Jensen

Do you like hot-dogs ?

Anonymous

Wh-?

I am curious about the transaction of physical currency into digital credits. How did the process go from separate currency to centralized credits ? Was there an economic crisis that ensued like the fall of Wallstreet back in 2008 ? Or was it simply the exponential decline in capitalism, to which led the Illuminati to centralize currency ? Wouldn't this mean major world monopoly ?

Anonymous

If you think the government has opened up to up over the years, you’re wrong. I don’t know anything about it. I’m forced to go with the flow, just like everybody else. But I won’t complain. It’s much more convenient than having change weighing you down.

Have you ever seen Robocop?

Anonymous

Yeah, yeah. He was ahead of his time. Har har.

Hey, Jensen ! I wanna know ... What's your opinion about David Sarif ?

Anonymous

He’s my boss. I wasn’t hired to have an opinion.

Why did the chicken cross the road, Adam?

kv-angel-a

Why did I agree to make this blog again?

Do prefer rainbow dash or fluttershy

Anonymous

…What?

Adam, how come you got so much cereal in your apartment? By the way, fixed your mirror.

Anonymous

I buy in bulk.

And I doubt it. It doesn’t stay ‘fixed’ for long.

How are you?

Anonymous

Well, I died. Now most of my body isn’t even mine anymore. There are riots in the streets and everyone is looking to me to stop it.

I’m doing fine, thanks.

"Adamn" dear, aren't you getting sick of all that pizza?

Anonymous

It’s better than nothing.

Whiskey? *gives*

Anonymous

Yes, thank you. *Smuggles in coat out of office*