Ask Adam Jensen
Mod:

HELLO EVERYONE. I HAVE GOOD NEWS.

I’ve pulled Adam’s head out of his ass, and he’s willing to come back to answer all your questions!

(AKA: I’M SO SORRY I HAVE BEEN SO BUSY COLLEGE SUCKS YOU ARE ALLOWED TO HATE ME BUT I’LL BE BACK WHEN MY FINALS ARE OVER)

Ahem. So expect me to get to all these beautiful, unanswered questions within a few days!

Thanks so much for sticking with this blog, seriously!

hope you are doing well and return to us soon, adam's mod! :3
Anonymous

Mod: You’re so sweet! My hiatus will be over soon! I promise!

Adam: So my mod gets all the love? That’s how you want to play this?

(Mod: Just had to answer this one. Boy, oh, boy are the question piling up! I have my work cut out for me. Which I totally don’t mind, haha. Thanks to everyone who asks questions and thanks to al the new followers! WOW!)

Mod:

I cannot apologize enough for my absence. Usually I have my excuses, like school, work, etc. But this time, I have absolutely no other explanation other than I’ve been a lazy ass and I actually kind of forgot about this blog for a while.

I’ve also been playing tons of other video games and I feel that I needed a break from good ol’ Adam Jensen for a bit.

I’ll try to get back to business ASAP, though I’m not sure how soon that will be. I have a friend from out of town visiting for a while, so that will probably occupy most of my time.

But I just wanted to tell you all how surprised I am every time I log back on here. I’ll have considered quitting altogether, but then I log in and see how many new people have started to follow and I read all the new asks, and it feels more like a welcome home party than anything, lol.

You guys have been so supportive and so patient and I cannot thank you enough. I will try by best to make it worth your while!

Do you like hot-dogs ?
Anonymous

Wh-?

I am curious about the transaction of physical currency into digital credits. How did the process go from separate currency to centralized credits ? Was there an economic crisis that ensued like the fall of Wallstreet back in 2008 ? Or was it simply the exponential decline in capitalism, to which led the Illuminati to centralize currency ? Wouldn't this mean major world monopoly ?
Anonymous

If you think the government has opened up to up over the years, you’re wrong. I don’t know anything about it. I’m forced to go with the flow, just like everybody else. But I won’t complain. It’s much more convenient than having change weighing you down.

Have you ever seen Robocop?
Anonymous

Yeah, yeah. He was ahead of his time. Har har.

Hey, Jensen ! I wanna know ... What's your opinion about David Sarif ?
Anonymous

He’s my boss. I wasn’t hired to have an opinion.

Why did the chicken cross the road, Adam?

Why did I agree to make this blog again?

Do prefer rainbow dash or fluttershy
Anonymous

What?

Adam, how come you got so much cereal in your apartment? By the way, fixed your mirror.
Anonymous

I buy in bulk.

And I doubt it. It doesn’t stay ‘fixed’ for long.